How To Be A Complete & Total Slut – 14 Steps To Sluthood

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I sleep in late another day oh what a wonder oh what a waste. The nice lady next door talks of green beds and all the nice things that she wants to plant in them. I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes. My throat feels like a funnel filled with weet bix and kerosene and oh no, next thing i know they call up triple o. I get adrenalin straight to the heart, I feel like Uma Thurman post-overdosin' kick start. I take a hit from an asthma puffer. I do it wrong.